Why my guys are better than your girls

1. They never steal your clothes… except that one time
2. I finally have someone to watch football with, even thought they are Bears fans
3. Their movie collections include more than “The Notebook” and “Legally Blonde”
4. I get way more space for my stuff in the bathroom
5. I automatically get the room with the biggest closet, by default, no need to argue
6. Two words: personal handyman
7. Less tears, more beers
8. They are blatantly honest when you ask, “How do I look in this?”
9. Music collection includes more than Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson
10. They understand that Sunday Tiger is the best there is

Why I hate the “Pursuit of Happyness”

1. It wasted 2 hours of my life
2. It seems to be a blatant attempt to get Will Smith an Oscar
3 “Christopher,” who is supposed to be five years old is played by Will Smiths son, who is clearly eight, and no where near convincing as a five year old.
4. The hero in the movie is mildly abusive to his son and wife
5. I don’t like movies where the trailer is better than the acutal movie. Watch the trailer here…
http://movies.aol.com/movie-trailer-clip/pursuit-of-happyness-will-smith …after doing so you will know all about the movie you need to. I just saved you two hours and $8.50. You are welcome.
6. Everyone else loves it and cried the whole time, causing me to lose respect for some of my friends.
7. Showing how hard Chris Garner’s life was for 99.8% of the movie most closely resembles beating a dead horse.
8. Many story lines were left unresolved, perhaps wrapping those up instead of dragging on about how sad Garner’s life was would have made the movie more complete.
9. I could have seen “Happy Feet” instead
10. My soul, or lack thereof, is questioned when someone finds out not only did I not cry at the movie, but I hated it.